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Hódmezővásárhely is a district in eastern part of Csongrád County. Hódmezővásárhely is also the name of the town where the district seat is found. The district is located in the Southern Great Plain Statistical Region.
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Along the Great Divide is a 1951 American Western thriller film starring Kirk Douglas, Virginia Mayo, John Agar and Walter Brennan. Directed by Raoul Walsh, it was Douglas's first Western, a genre that served him well during his long career.
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